- These are the rules. The only rules. I don’t want to hear about your beliefs.
- Arguing with people about whose beliefs are right is a douche bag thing to do.
- You must take time off for yourself. You are not getting any younger.
- If you piss off mom or dad, you are going to have a bad day.
- If you kill people, we will hunt you down and kill you.
- If you fuck around on the spouse, you are going to wish you where dead.
- If you steal shit, we will either hunt you down and kill you or put you in a cage.
- If you lie, we will figure it out and treat you like shit for the rest of your life.
- If people that are not your spouse even look good, refer to rule 6.
- If other people’s shit looks good to you, refer to rules 5 and 7.
Are we getting the picture yet?
